rosaparking:

so there i was fapping to the discovery channel

(via gamebabe)

iygrittenothing:

ryuyosei:

killipan-jones:

purrim:

purrim:

why are blonde jokes so short?

so men can remember them

this took an unexpected turn

Not if you just asked for directions.

(Source: sendificator, via stupid-lemon-eater)

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

(via sick-and-tired-of-it)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via lilypad427)

sinoverseer:

all these people complaining about Wii U fit trainer being white….

like um, yes she is white.

SHE IS LITERALLY WHITE

SHE IS NOT CAUCASION

SHE IS THE COLOR WHITE.

8|

(via follower)

varldslighet:

awkward-syndr0me:

So for our end of the year paper we had to write a 2 page essay on how we thought Romeo and Juliette could have avoided the entire situation after they first met. Instead i procrastinated  on Tumblr and turned this in.

(via stupid-lemon-eater)

foodtrucker:

i don’t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

(via gamebabe)

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

(Source: misandrywhale, via gamebabe)

edsdick:

kawaiierection:

its sad how its more socially acceptable to hate your body than to love it

this text post hit me like a train

(via goldembers)